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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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post-coke nose

Constant sniffling for a few days after snorting coke.
Person A: *siff sniff*
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Person A: *sniff sniff*
Person B: Hey, you sick?
Person A: No, why?
Person B: You probably got post-coke nose then.
by Facts&Tea January 2, 2019
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Post-Devolvo Clarity

The state where one reached peak devolvo
Yo Jared why is this call less chaotic?
Everyone reached Post-Devolvo Clarity
by LiquidArsenicc April 4, 2021
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post makeout clarity

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.
Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.
by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023
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Post Quarantine Clarity

Similar to post nut clarity, post quarantine clarity refers to the sudden moment of lucidity an individual experiences once shutdowns / lockdowns / stay at home orders are lifted and they no longer feel an attraction to their quarantine buddy.
Becky: Heard so-and-so broke it off with so-and-so once bars reopened. Must’ve been that post quarantine clarity.
by GeminiThief July 9, 2020
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stepping in post holes

Being so drunk, yet walking as carefully as possible. Its so drunk t is as if you are stepping in unseen holes with heavy staggering, massive dips and sways, side lunging and a lot of losing and attempting to regain balance.
Bob was so shitfaced when he walked from his car he was stepping in post holes for about 20 feet and finally did a face plant. Perhaps he should not have been driving.
by A GuyVegan October 15, 2017
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post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special
guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.
by dumbledarren March 9, 2011
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