Speak now, or forever hold your piece

Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.

In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.

by QuacksO January 6, 2022

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

by Rjp September 18, 2013

Imma lying piece of chicken

a great sex term

Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy
Person 2: Say it Again
Person 1: Imma lying piece of chicken daddy!!
Person 2: Say it again!
Person 1: IMMA A LYING PIECE CHICKEN DADDY!!!!!! OHHHHHHH!

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 21, 2023

pieces of

The word to turn uncountable nouns into plurals, e.g. "pieces of furniture", "pieces of music", "pieces of technology"

When I moved into my new apartment, I had to pack up all my pieces of furniture—it felt like I was taking an entire house with me!

by Emotional Cruiser November 24, 2025

Heese's pieces

Reese's pieces that are made out of horse.

These heese's pieces are delicious and taste exactly like if not better than the real ones.

by Heese December 13, 2024

pieces of casework

Slang term for recreational drugs.

Dude I’ve dealt with just over 3,000 pieces of casework since April.

by anonymous October 21, 2022

three-piece suit

A lawyer who specializes in cash-seeking court-cases involving either a guy's "keeping an extra spare tire in his trunk" (i.e., getting some tail from two additional women besides his significant other), or someone's possessing one more than da two-firearm limit allowed by local ordnance --- I mean, ordinance.

Monica Blewinsky should have hired a three-piece suit to file a lack-of-faithfulness claim against da infamous "Willie with his willy", since in all likelihood he'd had at least one OTHER fellatio-favoring female in his life besides herself and his wife Hilary.

by QuacksO August 23, 2023