sausage story

An over complicated and long winded story that builds towards some big point to be made, but ends up being something seriously mundane or non related

"Man did you listen to Doug talking about his UFO sighting the other day?"

"Yeah what a Sausage story, turns out there was no UFO he was just stoned and saw a plastic bag on a power line"

by Abused Haggis May 8, 2024

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sausage ensemble

A super tight-fitting outfit a person wears when their clothes are too small and they haven't had a chance to buy new ones. It also applies to an overweight person trying to wear tight clothes to look sexy, but doesn't have the body for it. Sausage has a tight casing around it. heavy duty booty, curvy and pervy, big and sexy, overweight, obese, husky, heavy-set, clothing, outfit, suit, shirt, pants, shorts, dress, blouse, skirt

Did you see that guy in the hallway, he was wearing a sausage ensemble. Iam shocked he could move, I bet if he tries to walk his thighs may start a fire.

by joecoolthefool May 15, 2016

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Saucy Sausage

An expression used when something is too "hot to handle."
... or when your dick is too "hot to handle."

'Last night he fed me his saucy sausage.'

by Henryg200 December 3, 2016

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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.

1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.

by Arockstar4life May 28, 2018

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