Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010

cock michael

A fellacious male homosexual.

You are such a cock michael!

by Mike Swift November 11, 2004

Norway, Michigan

A small town that is not remembered by anyone except those who live there. Most people from here say, "I'm from Iron Mountain," because they at least make the weather channel map. People from Norway generally dislike Iron Mountain only because of the rivalry between the high schools.

GO KNIGHTS!

"where are you from?"
"Norway."
"the country????"
"No, Norway, Michigan."
"...Oh..."

by maisy27 November 11, 2009

Michaella

Very smart, and cute. Loves to be around boys. Best girlfriend ever, hot and sexy. Every boy wants her.

Boy 1: I want a Michaella!!
Boy 2: I have one!

by Lollipop16897 March 9, 2009

microshaft

microsoft is also the evil empire micro$oft and microsloth

I am proud of microshaft they shaft there customers a little more each day and they are still in bussiness

by tom December 18, 2003

Michal

Michal is an israeli name based of the biblical character. Michal is a fun and loyal girl.she has a heart of gold, too. but she will turn into a bitch if you offend her friends or family. she will defend them at all costs. michal is very beautiful but does not get that be a big part of her life and probably flirt with guys. dont get on the wrong side of a michal because she might HATE YOU (i've been there once)!!! but she will be soft and elegant with you if you're respectable. she has much inner and outer beauty. she is most probably intellectual. again, she will tear you to pieces if you offend one of her friends (i mean like, true friend) so DONT!!

A: omg, that girl over there is so weird!
B: DONT SAY THAT!!! her friend is Michal, she will tear you into tiny jew pieces.

by JackieS!!! November 6, 2013

Michelob Ultra

What beer drinkers drink when they're not drinking beer.

Dude #1: "Hey buddy, want a beer?"
Dude #2: "No thanks, I have to drive home later. Can I have a Michelob Ultra?"

by dmbcpa777 August 9, 2012