mexican shower

a quick alternative to an actual shower, by applying enough cologne, perfume, and/or deodorant to cover up any funky smelling body odor.

i had 2 minutes to get ready, so i took a mexican shower

by toolg July 11, 2003

mexican mallet

Nickname for a mexican's penis

Oh man, i went to pedro's last night and he really hit me with the mexican mallet.

by tandortoots August 15, 2006

Mexican T-shirt

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

by dankrab March 22, 2008

Mexican Shocker

The act of giving a sexual partner a shocker and then using your shit-stained pinky finger to give her a dirty sanchez after the sexual act is completed.

"Yep, Carol, he gave me a Mexican shocker... he stuck two in the pink and one in the stink, and then smeared his pinky finger across my upper lip. What a guy!"

by NeverGonnaGiveYouUpNeverGonnaLetYouDown April 23, 2008

Mexican Meat Muncher

The act of wrapping a soft taco or burrito wrap around your penis and filling it with taco meat and taco sauce or any burrito filling to the point of overflowing. After this, the girl will begin to eat the entire burrito or soft taco off of your dick, and at the end will swallow your generous man-juice at the end to wash it all down. Cheese optional. Extra points awarded if you or her wears a sombrero while performing.

Girl 1: "Hey Jessica, how was your date with Matt last night?"

Girl 2: "He made me give him the mexican meat muncher, so we skipped dinner before the date, and boy that filled me up."

by Zakhaev October 4, 2010

Mexican Overdrive

Putting a car into neutral going down a long hill because your top gear is not high enough to prevent over-revving or because your injectors do not shut off under deceleration

The racers in the Carrera Panamerica in Mexico discovered their cars would go faster rolling down the long mountain grades in Mexican Overdrive than in gear.

by vactrac November 16, 2010

Mexican NASCAR

Mexican NASCAR is when a group of people from a Hispanic background are racing their racing mowers. A racing mower is a lawn mower that has been upgraded so that is can go really fast.

Guy 1: Dude!!! What is that??

Guy 2: It looks like Mexican NASCAR

Guy 1: Oh yea! your right.

by Thomas W. Hipchin III November 25, 2010