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Josh

a a josh is either a hit or a miss.

but in this scenario, he is an absolute hit. he is the type of person who reminds u of a charismatic golden retriever. he smiles all the time and genuinely does no wrong in the world. he is the type of person u want to be friends with. a josh lives life in a positive manner and being around him feels like everything is okay. being with a josh feels like magic in the air. he is the type of lover you don’t believe exists in the world and the type of care a josh gives is rare. he looks like aqua man, without even trying. he lights up the room when he walks in. a josh is one of the sweetest, most caring, nearly perfect person in this galaxy. he is smart, talented in almost everything, loved by all. so if you get the chance to be with him, take it and never let it go.
who is the love of your life?

- josh is the love of my life.

what would you do to be with josh?

- everything and anything.
by horacetobijericho August 21, 2022
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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion
Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye
by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023
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Dirty Josh

When you let your girlfriend tie you on a leash like a dog and walk you through public spaces while you bark like a dog
Did you see they did a Dirty Josh earlier?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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Josh

Josh is an amazing friend. He may doubt himself sometimes, but he is so hilarious! He has a really kind personality and always is there asking how you are or listening to your problems. He tries his best to make everyone around him feel happy. Josh is a really good, caring and loyal friend.
'Wow Josh is really cool!'
by Your lovely friend :) June 15, 2022
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JOSH

Josh is the best waterboy ever and he should be signed a record deal.
Jaquavis:”I’m thirsty can you call josh?”
Bullies:”No”
Jaquavis:”thanks for the help
by LigxXLigmaXxlig March 12, 2019
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Josh.

If you are dating a pale shrimp, bastard of a boy that goes bu the name of Josh, then girls and boys, you better runnn!!
The reason being is because he can be extremely arrogant, rude and selfish.
He will dump you for no reason and he has VERY serious jealousy issues.
Josh is also the definition of a "fuck boy" meaning "a man who has many casual sexual partners,also playing with peoples emotions." He is also disrespectful and tends to think about himself a lot.
He also rushes into relationships without building a "firm foundation".
I am not saying that all boys that go by the name Josh are bad...But just be careful of the pale ones with blue eyes, dark brown hair!
Jasmine: Ewww girl, ypur really dating Josh...he's no good for you. He's nothing but a fuck boy that will dump you like a hot potato.

Tiffany: Girl please! Have some trust in me, Jasmine, I've known him longer than you and he is the perfect man

*one month later*

Tiffany: OMG!! Jasmine, I should have listened to you, He played me as he plays with his basketballs...but he's just like a penny, two-faced and not worth anything ;(

Jasmine: Should I call the boys and we all go and beat him up?
by imcool69. September 23, 2019
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josh

a name or a term used in sentences as an interpretation on how to act like a josh
by SadBryan June 10, 2020
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