post-fun

Post-Fun (n) the assertion, common at universities, that discerns some ugly political attachment, real or imagined, to anything commonly enjoyable

"Hey Becky, we're gonna hit the club in heels, wanna go?"

"Nightclubs are a form of --
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"Hey Chad, were gonna smash Jaeger bombs and play darts"

"Wall Street runs the liquor--"

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"Nevermind. They're Post-Fun"

by Content-ment411 October 26, 2019

Free Fun Time

This phrase was invented by Mars Vining back in 2000 when he had took a female he had wanted to smash since 5th grade on a date. She ordered up a bunch of stuff she wouldn’t have with her parents or by herself. So why do this now ? She proceeded to tell him after eating & drinking beyond her level she wasn’t gonna let him hit because he was arrogant. It was in this moment when he could have left her to pay for what she ordered & taught her a lesson he would teach a similar whore later in life. But instead he took her home & thought about how reckless it was for her to eat & drink & be entertained for nothing but the hope of some pussy for being nice. It was then Mars knew he would not be a participant in giving “free fun time” to a user bitch!

Free Fun Time: accepting dates with no real interest in the man. But with he goal of eating nice drinking & doing things they probably can’t afford to do & the man they really like often doesn’t do

She didn’t wanna fuck, but she knew jimmy would take her somewhere nice to eat & she could just go home & suck Daquan’s dick at 3 am as usual. She was hungry & bord so she was down for the Free fun time!

by Mars Vining November 17, 2018

Campfire Fun Suprise

When a man or women lights someones pube on fire and toasts a marshmallow before cumming on it

jerry was so excited to give sharron a Campfire Fun Suprise

by IHateToddlers March 08, 2023

non-fun-ness

The complete abscence of any fun or the action of having fun. Can apply to students suffering from abnormal amounts of tests and homework.

Can we change the subject to something more fun to take our minds off the non-fun-ness?

by :)+:)=:D October 12, 2010

Fruit by the foot fun

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up on a penis to add flavor to a blowjob.

"Honey you need to go to the store so we can do some fruit by the foot fun tonight."

by Skeleton Hunter January 05, 2023

JR Fun Bait

single, cool women who actually are interested in Rooney

Jeff: "My girlfriend is throwing a party this weekend"
Rooney: "Will there be any JR Fun Bait there?

by TTTPPP September 14, 2011

go have fun with yourself

go fuck yourself (minced oath)

You ate all the cake and you want me to make more? Go have fun with yourself.

by pocketer June 17, 2023