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Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.
Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.
by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013
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Facebook Transient

Someone that shows up on Facebook for a short time, and then mysteriously removes their account, only to show up again and repeat the cycle several months later.
Guy: Did you see that Sandy is on Facebook again?

Girl: Yeah, that's the third time this year she has been on there for a week or two. She's a real Facebook Transient.
by 15951 February 11, 2012
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Facebook Hunch

Using facebook for so long that you start to develop a hunched back.
"awh, dude. I was messaging Steph on facebook for over an hour last night, I think I have developed facebook hunch."
by arkadict February 15, 2012
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facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.
I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.
by bethm March 1, 2012
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facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.
Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.
by William Bee Cartright February 22, 2011
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Facebook hours

While a regular hour has sixty minutes, a Facebook-hour is usually shorter; due to the unnecessary amount of time spent on Facebook when one should be doing other activities.

It can vary from fifty minutes, all the way down to just fifteen minutes left on an hour.
Mark: Why did it take you five hours to do your math homework yesterday?

Tim: It took two and a half, actually, but was on Facebook half the time

Mark: Oh, so five Facebook hours?

Tim: Yes
by Norway90 March 21, 2011
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Facebook true

When something that someone posts on facebook is obviously not true and is used for comedic or dramatic effect.
Friend 1: "Wait, the only person that inspires Tina is 'the Dude' from The Big Lebowski?"

Friend 2: "That's only Facebook true, I'm sure there are other people that inspire her in real life!"
by pseudonym36 July 23, 2011
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