Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.

"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"

by create1ders October 17, 2011

human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.

After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.

by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015

Nasty diarrhea dump

Something that comes out the anal cavity and smells terrible

Guy 1: dude you just did a nasty diarrhea dump

Guy 2: woops

by Yo momma farting September 28, 2021

Tom Daley dump

Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash

A Tom Daley dump

Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”

by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021

Detroit dump truck

A girl defacates on a mans chest then the man pushes it all the way down his body

He got the Detroit dump truck last night

by qwertyu132 April 3, 2022

smell my dump

expressing a strong feeling of dislike or literally smelling a pile of dump

Jake was smelling dumps all night or "Hey Jake want to hold Dean's hand?""Smell My Dump!"

by Shane bob January 13, 2009

old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

by radek October 10, 2006