Chris King Maneuver 

The act of a person(s) stage diving onto an empty dance floor and breaking ones foot and/or ankle while playing bass.

"Dude!! if that guys guy isn't careful, he's totally gonna pull a Chris King Maneuver!!!" **SNAP**

Chris King Maneuver by Eye_Witness_ March 5, 2011

Chris Tilli 

a sexy guy that has alot of girls that talk to him. he always is just there doing his thing. he has so much swag, he makes black dudes look bad. hes so cute, and he tends to take pictures of weird things and put it on the internet. he always likes to eat. he is a adorable boy who is on every girls mind

oh my god, your a chris tilli!

Chris Tilli by the stalker who knows November 13, 2011

chris crocker 

A homosexual who has no trust for straight people. I wouldn't have hated him, nor many else, but his statement "Do I like straight people? Yes. Because I love mythical creatures! BECAUSE STRAIGHT PEOPLE AREN'T REAL!" changed everything.

Chris Crocker is an extreme-o uber fag. He is the reason homosexual became gay -- which means happy, or weird; Also who homosexual became queer -- which means weird.

chris crocker by jewel! December 24, 2007

Chris Martin 

Frontman for the best band in the world, Coldplay. Sings in a tenor and a high falsetto. Plays piano and acoustic guitar. (He is surprisingly a better guitarist than lead guitarist Jonny Buckland).

Married to actress Gwenyth Paltrow.

Chris Martin is an advocate for the Make Trade Fair corporation, which vows to make the superpowers take down tariffs for third world and developing countries.

Chris Martin is more real than U2's Bono, for he takes on one cause, while Bono supports anything and everything - and comes out looking like a Hypocrite.

Chris Martin by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

Chris Brown 

A form fitting white ribbed sleeveless tank top, often worn by men while working out, lifting weights, or in other instances deemed appropriate for showing off their guns.

John wore a Chris Brown to the gym, hoping that the ladies would notice his muscular arms.

Chris Brown by alternativedrink September 13, 2009

Chris Brown your ass

when you feel you need to beat a woman

if you don't finish washing the dishes i am going to Chris Brown your ass!!

Chris Brown your ass by spydermann01 May 1, 2009

Chris Crocker 

Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.

Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.

Chris Crocker by clevelandbrowns2008 April 27, 2008