Child

Those invincible little shits in the wasteland that can't die even if you shoot them with a fat man. (unless you has mods) but you can enslave the little fuckers

Child: hey mr you are a asshole.
Evil bastard. THE FUCK YOU SAID TO ME YOU LITTLE BASTARD *fires gun and does nothing*
Evil bastard: the fuck is this bullshit
Child: haha
Evil bastard: *enslaves and sells kid*

by Lazylittlebastard April 13, 2019

child licking

a terrible crime only done by the most depraved people alive

zozo and kenz love child licking

by zozo loves kenz April 27, 2019

Child Lock

A thing that your mean ass parents do to you in the car when you put your head too far outside the fucking window because you sooo fucking dumb that you think your a dog.

tony: Ari get the fuck back in the car

Ari: oh god im sooooooo sorry

child lock

by pornsucks June 6, 2019

child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.

One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019

Child

A free hooker.

I'm going to fuck a child

by dannydecheeto September 17, 2019

Child

An annoying kid who wont shut up

When a mommy and a daddy fuck rhe have a child

by Dicksucker2.00 September 17, 2019

child boil

the act of boiling a child

we ran out of food so we had to child boil

by Child Beater October 8, 2019