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California Pinch

An aggressive naval maneuver whence two allied ships encapsulate an enemy ship and prepare for boarding. Upon turning too hard the allied ships collide and both are pushed off course. One to sink and one to ram ranch a rock. A big fucking rock.
"Jalen, arm yourself and prepare for the California Pinch" - Captain Zach
by Zinopo February 6, 2025
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California steamroller

A wild and chaotic sexual challenge that combines the heat of a sauna, the spice of chili, and the unexpected power of flatulence.

The "Steamroller" begins when one partner consumes a massive bowl of chili beans with extra hot peppers, followed by a quick sauna session to get the body sweating. The true test comes when they enter the next phase: the partner must unleash a series of thunderous farts, each one stronger than the last, all while rolling the other partner around in the sauna. The heat of the sauna amplifies the pungent aroma of the chili-induced flatulence, creating a cloud of spice-scented steam.
Last night, Chad dared me to do the California Steamroller after we ate that insane chili at the food truck. I thought I was gonna pass out from the heat in the sauna, but it wasn’t the steam that got me—it was the hellacious fart cloud that nearly knocked me out. Never again.
by ngraven January 19, 2026
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California tallflapper

It’s where you get naked on all fours and eat the lawn grass like a lawnmower and shit making it look like grass shavings are coming out
Last night was wild Matthew did the California tallflapper
by Numblenuts January 20, 2026
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California Cowboy

Hitting two shots, a cigarette, and a joint at the same time.
Joe walked up to the bar and asked the bartender if they could get the California Cowboy.
by Edhouser January 24, 2026
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California Caddie

When your homie holds the tissue for you when you nut
Yo man could you be my California Caddie tonight?
by Cohen G January 27, 2026
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California fault line

When you break up with someone in Los Angeles and tell everyone it’s been over for over a year.
Mia Goth justCalifornia fault line” Shia.
by uhurmom February 17, 2026
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California

Like unjust
They with you but same time they not it's like Deatrice just or california
by Coalmining49 March 22, 2026
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