Christmas Crazy

Sugar, candy and presents fuel this rage of greed. Christmas crazy usually starts from the time one wakes up on Christmas morning and begins opening their stockings and eating candy but symptoms have been known to manifest in some subjects all year round. Known symptoms are; apathy, greed, selfishness and hyperactivity. Not subject to only human victims.

Hey, why is your cat acting psycho and climbing up through the middle of you Christmas tree?

I don't know, he must be Christmas crazy.

by Satori55 December 12, 2010

Christmas baby

To ejaculate into a lady's mouth then spit Bailey's into her mouth also, holding her nose and screaming Christmas songs at her until she swallows

I had the best Christmas baby last night from Tina it's was amazing

by Jamboi and asbo March 25, 2023

christmas tree bite

A bite thats shaped like a christmas tree
Best bite in a sandwich

“Bro i shaped my sandwich for a christmas tree bite”
“Lucky”

by avianaCantgetoverherEx November 29, 2024

Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

Christmas

Best person in the world

Christmas is the best.

by cheetuofficial March 19, 2021

Christmas

A period of time that you drink hot cocoa and read books by the fireplace or watch your favourite movies. You also go out but not too much cuz it's cold. You sit inside and relax with family and friends. Christmas is a time to spend with your loved ones and celebrate :). And you can give or recieve gifts.

Christmas

by Efil rof ukedukab December 3, 2022