by Gus bus June 05, 2021
Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.
Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
by RuanRyan January 25, 2021
by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022
A sexy woman that doesn't take shit from anyone. She is an amazing lover. She has a morbid sense of humor and is fascinated with the occult. She can read people like a book. Always knows when something is up. Great detective. Very intelligent.
by Villainess23 July 27, 2021
Bob: Candis really has a nice shirt.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?
Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.
Tyrone: Fool, who the hell is Candis?
Bob: Candis dick fit in your mouth?
Bob was then gangrapeed and killed by Tyrone’s hood.
by lord bobo July 29, 2020
Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
by I’m a virgin 1234 January 30, 2022