Mouth Beef

A temporary but uncomfortable oral condition that occurs when consuming crunchy, sharped-edged food, resulting in painful trauma to the roof of the mouth. Examples of common food items that cause Mouth Beef are: Antiseptically dry sourdough toast, tortilla chips (if eaten in great gluttonous handfuls), and Cap'n Crunch® breakfast cereal (any variety).

Sorry, sweetcheeks, I can't make out with you tonight; I had five bowls of Cap'n Crunch this morning and have a terrible case of mouth beef.

Mouth Beef by Cheesewich October 13, 2009

homey-beef 

A parody of Gangsta speak, or "Ebonics", wherein people call each other Homie. Taken from the game version of "White men can't jump", which features some of the worst Ebonics in history.

The original source for this word direct quote from seanbaby.com's review of the game in the 20 worst games in history: "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!"

hows it hangin homey-beef?

homey-beef by zipwolf June 25, 2006

pushing beef 

taking a massive crap that you need to grunt out and leaves you out of breath. usually can't sit down for at least an hour afterwards.

Dude those wings last night had me pushing beef so loud this morning that my neighbors called the cops.

That fat chick was pushing beef at my party and clogged the toilet. I hope she gets crabs.

pushing beef by Houlden Caufield February 8, 2008

same beef

When you state something and someone corrects but it's basically the same so in reply you say same beef,

Yo man look at these air maxes

You mean air forces

Same beef

same beef by Beef master May 21, 2014

Like Beef? 

Pigeon for want to fight?

"Hey bitch, like beef?"
"Bring it."

Like Beef? by stupidsackofshit October 29, 2003

oriental beef 

a dispute which involves chinese or south-east asian people. Also the act of starting such dispute with said folks. Comes from the name of a popular flavor of ramen noodles

Dude, he pissed off the black dragon triads? serious oriental beef, man...

oriental beef by maks May 10, 2004

monster beef 

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

monster beef by trent monaghan April 1, 2009