alabama credit card

6 feet of garden hose (to siphon gas from someone else's vehicle)

We're almost out of gas and I'm broke!
No prob, got my Alabama credit card.

by cabinjohn July 4, 2016

Alabama steampot

It is when a woman deficates on a male penis and then sucks it off😀

Joan got so kinky last night that she didn't even want to waste time to run to the bathroom nor did she want to run out for a real fudge sickle but instead Alabama steampot red poor frank

by Turtleoven June 5, 2016

alabama chod smasher

People from Alabama smashing the chods of family usually in a sexual way

Look at all the alabama chod smashers all naked n public

by Justin Dutch420 December 20, 2016

alabama river

A mixture of Coors light and Mountain Dew

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river

by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017

alabama wedding

When blood relatives Wed one another to keep the bloodline pure.

Brother and his sister ,mom and son,dad and daughter are reproducing to keep the generations of pure bloodlines intact. Alabama wedding

by Dr Rob205 February 18, 2017

Alabama Dumpling

An Alabama Dumpling is when you get your Chocolate Covered balls shoved into another mans mouth.

"Dude, I did an Alabama Dumpling to Steve last night"
"Dude! That's gross, did you complete it?!"
"Of course I dipped my balls into Steve's Mouth!"

by Alabama Maker March 11, 2017

alabama s'more

When you get your d*ck and put marshmellows on it roast it then masterbate.

John was asked if he ever had an Alabama S'more but he never had the chance to

by P3RS0NA March 19, 2017