You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

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eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off

you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck

by ted mager August 5, 2018

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Making shit up

Yes. That's how I know you're letting someone impersonate me. You're doing amd saying things I said under a different name, but not in the context in which I said it, and it's clear that someone is instructing you to do this. You need to bring that person to me immediately. You need to stop letting them lie behind my back.

Hym "Yeah, for real. They are just making shit up. They are making up a counter-veiling narrative that they can 'choose to believe.' And going 'Hym is saying this. Imposter says the opposite.' And then they choose what belief to have regardless of what is actually the case. It's somebody lying about being the rape-defender and then idiot women carrying water for them because the fucked."

by Hym Iam December 11, 2025

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