Ice my cake

Cumming (icing) on somebody's ass (cake)

"I want you to ice my cake."
"You want me to cum on your ass? Bet."

by Ya girl, Izzy July 23, 2022

Putting traffic lights at my stop sign

When someone tries to over complicate a task or situation you have already resolved.

Look pal, I've already sorted it, don't be putting traffic lights at my stop sign

by Elektrafying_ July 18, 2017

my quacks are in a pack

The opposite of my ducks are in a row.

I can’t seem to get anything right- My quacks are in a pack.

by Lorna Black July 3, 2023

She got her hand on my pappy

She has her hand strocking my dick.

Why she got her hand on my pappy in the car.

by Void shawn June 16, 2016

My heart goes out to you

A term used by closet-fascists to justify a salute in honor of the German dictator from the 1930's and 1940's.

"My heart goes out to you"
-Elon Musk

by D.G. Monrad March 20, 2025

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

play w my spongebob

play w my dingaling. (LOL!)

somebody play w my spongebob!!

by maaaaaax June 8, 2024