moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

Jack shits

The defecation following the consumption of excessive amounts of Jack Daniel’s whiskey

I drank too many jack and cokes now I got the jack shits

by ObtuseGoose April 9, 2023

funny shit

A term use when something is ridiculously funny to the point where a laugh just doesn't explain how funny it is

Jim- hey that guy over there says he could beat you up in a fight
me- thats some funny shit

by yomama.coma December 9, 2020

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

dumb shit

In other words, a Sebastian.

Stop doing dumb shit, and get to work.

by Mr. TakeYourGirl September 8, 2019

Fuckdick of a shit

A phrase often used in erratic rants. Can be used to express one’s extreme frustration or anger.

If your employee is slaking off then you can go up to him and say your fired you Fuckdick of a shit.

Ot if you are arguing with some one you can say something along the lines of shut up you Fuckdick of a shit, you are so damn stupid.

by Fuckdickofashit69 December 5, 2019