Zombputer

Clearly a Zombie Computer, a Computer that has died and came back to life due to a virus.

My computer died...and then tomorrow, it was working. It was a Zombputer.

by Dauragon January 14, 2008

Zombie

When a dude goes down on a chick on her period. Thus looking like a zombie feasting on flesh.

Dude, I just Zombie'd that chick. It was GREAT!

by herp-a-derp November 7, 2010

zombie pizza

Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.

1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.

2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.

by Ninja Clan Lord January 10, 2017

Metric Zombies

A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.

An American learning the metric system.

Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone

Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.

by JT_america October 7, 2009

zombie dick

The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.

"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".

by killfags42 April 7, 2009

Zombie Commander Cheef

Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!

Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.

by Drowz E May 7, 2009

Lag Zombie

1. Some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.

2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.

3. A real living dead zombie that lags.

Mootsey: Hits a person

Person: "oh my god thats so true!"

1 Minute later

Person: "OW"

Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person

by Mootsey June 19, 2007