Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 2, 2015

lit boner

A lit boner is the mental arousal that occurs when reading deeply symbolic or well written literature. And maybe physical arousal. It is also the name of an amazing group chat filled with shady, savage, & petty people.

I had such a great lit boner reading fanfiction tonight!

by lowkeyloren August 15, 2015

Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.

I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.

by cpatpan July 23, 2016

Boner-Brain

When ones intelligence level decreases as blood flow levels lower in brain to accommodate the needed increased flow to the penis during a erection.

I can't do math right now, I totally have boner-brain.

by JDiddy2Pretty November 11, 2015

fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng April 14, 2016

Profit Boner

A certain type of erection that is experienced when one makes a large profit on a transaction or trade. It is said that the pleasure and reward systems in the brain are heavily influenced by large sums of money. Increasingly higher frequencies of the profit boner inducing actions will result in a Profit Orgasm.

Crypto trader: "Dude, I just got 600% on that trade and made 500 Bitcoin! I have such a huge profit boner right now!"

by I Heart Profit Orgasms October 23, 2018

Infinity Boner

The weapon the Avengers fortunately did not encounter. Is currently attached to Thanos. On discharge, the initial blast radius would have wiped out Wakanda instantly. The shockwave would cave in entire mountains, start tsunamis, while billions of baby Thanoses would begin landing all over the place.

Captain America: You want this, Grape? You want my pole in you!?

Thanos: Then let's do a cockfight. Let's see how it matches with The Infinity Boner!

by Weaponized Dank Ootism March 29, 2019