Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.
I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.
by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010
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Boner Day

The first warm day of the year, when women break out their summer outfits, and the streets are flooded with skin after a long, cold winter.
Hey...Tim...want to hit a patio? Today's Boner Day.
by Jer_TO May 06, 2013
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Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.
Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!
by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019
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Crush Boner

That little feeling in your member when you're sitting next to the girl/boy you like. Often experienced in middle school when sexual desires aren't fully realized yet.
I was sitting next to Jack and I got a little crush boner.
by cpatpan July 23, 2016
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Boner Status

Noun; The status of your hard-on.
Boner Status is often abbreviated to B-Stat so that it may be used in a socially acceptable conversation.

Examples range from limp to raging. Boner Status can also be ranked on a scale of 1-10 with 1 being the softest, and 10 being the hardest.
Guy 1: Yo what was your Boner Status after that date with Sally?

Guy 2: Eh, she wasn't that great. Id say my B-stat was around a 6.5.
by Eeshh December 18, 2011
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Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.
Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.
by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta May 23, 2011
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misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times
Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."
by YaMuffinBoi June 13, 2011
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