The unspoken assumption behind most of the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders): that every human is a neatly bounded, fully knowable individual who can be diagnosed like a glitchy toaster.
Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.
Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok
Used to justify labeling complex, context-driven human behavior as “disordered” while ignoring trauma, systems, relationships, and late-stage capitalism.
Symptoms may include:
• Taking your emotions personally
• Believing your thoughts are facts
• Assuming “normal” exists
• Diagnosing others on TikTok
Therapist: “Sounds like you might meet criteria for 296.89.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”
Patient: “Or maybe I’m just rejecting the Discrete Self Model.”
Therapist: “…I’ll need to consult the DSM-6 for that.”
by seeing March 30, 2025
Get the Discrete Self Modelmug. A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.
by Bjg/nmg April 19, 2020
Get the self tappermug. Ohohoh! And that is why they are exempt! So if the politicians try to flee to Japan, do me a favor and shoot their planes out of the sky for me will you?
Hym "Self-righteous and arbitrary is right! They are trying to interfere with my challenge to God but they don't want to have to wait until after I kill it so they have created this fiction where if they can get me to do something I somehow lose a game I'm not playing and they CAN'T DO MORE THAN CREATE AI so they can't win the game that I'm playing... So I just have to sit here and wait for them to kill themselves. Which is kind of a bummer but also kind of funny."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
Get the Self-righteous and Arbitrarymug. "Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."
by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018
Get the self dealingmug. If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release
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If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
Get the If you are a teacher, I am pretty sure you are slanging self-discoveries: The First Juvenile Releasemug. The opposite of self-defense.
"It's not self-defense, it's self-offense." Cobra Kai, Johnny Lawrence
by self-offense January 23, 2024
Get the self-offensemug. by licheenut278 September 23, 2011
Get the Self Vandalizingmug.