The Clap Slap

When a woman has "The Clap" or formally known as chlamydia. She sticks her hand down her pants and gets some of the Chlamydia juice on her hand and rubs it across someones face. Hence "The Clap Slap"

Julia used The Clap Slap on Jason.

by Crookston May 28, 2007

sticker slap

to wrap double sided tape round your penis and dick slap someone in the face while screaming sticker slap so your penis sticks to them. the closer to the mouth you get the better you have done

i screamed sticker slap while i hit Mary in the face with my penis

by toastontoast March 07, 2014

Bitch Slap

Justin Bieber at any given time and/or date

I'll bitch slap you like I did Justin Bieber

by distortioncat May 03, 2011

slap off

Slap off. Noun. English. A contest between two people who bear some sort of grudge and attempt to resolve it through the force or impact of a slap to the face.

Imagined slap off: Lauren Bacall vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck -- Winner, Bacall. Slap off in cinema: Terry Ann Wolfmeyer vs Adam 'Shep' Goodman in The Upside of Anger -- Winner, Wolfmeyer.

by Manx the Cat September 13, 2008

slap line

An imaginary line of people you know that do such stupid things it makes you want to slap them.

Sheila pissed me off so bad.. She needs to go in the slap line.

by chrs885 August 01, 2003

cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person

My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her

by sirsketchalot August 03, 2012

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 26, 2007