a bozo who has the IQ of a peanut and cant seal the deal.
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
He thinks hes a good wrestler but in the end hes just a lame ass bum who took steriods to win. Captain Stretchy is the real champ. I am not Captain Stretchy
by Captain Midget May 14, 2006
Get the Captain Machinemug. A name given when your friend claims he’s fucked multipule chicks in the same week. And when someone is just a Cunt
by Just Chucktesta April 21, 2018
Get the captain long dongmug. Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".
George: What's a phone captain?
Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016
Get the Phone captainmug. by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025
Get the Captain Longmug. by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020
Get the Captain carrotmug. by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018
Get the Captain Crunchmug. 