A person who is the laziest meanest shit stain around and does things to explicitly prove they are the laziest meanest shit stain around or the king of cows. The most significant and useless human standing out in the field looking clueless with bits of grass hanging out of their mouths.
Person 1: "What the fuck is Alec doing?"
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
Person 2: "I don't know trying to prove his King Cow. Look at him staring out there like a useless piece of shit. That's a King Cow if I've ever seen one."
by Ldread June 1, 2023
Get the King Cowmug. The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows
by Jeffydommer999 June 4, 2021
Get the Ethiopian Cow Milkermug. This ice cream was made with foaming green milk from an atomic cow that has three heads and shits fingernails.
by volcano.man August 7, 2021
Get the Atomic Cowmug. 
a Canadian former chef. Games on xbox. Plays games such as Call of Duty, Fifa, but most importantly: Among Us. Gina wants to know what Bussin Cow is, and why red is sus.
by shmackattaxk January 15, 2022
Get the bussin cowmug. When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
by thatausguy July 23, 2019
Get the Cow Pattymug. 'your a cow lol'
by eheTeNandayo? November 14, 2021
Get the cowmug.