slap off

Slap off. Noun. English. A contest between two people who bear some sort of grudge and attempt to resolve it through the force or impact of a slap to the face.

Imagined slap off: Lauren Bacall vs Elisabeth Hasselbeck -- Winner, Bacall. Slap off in cinema: Terry Ann Wolfmeyer vs Adam 'Shep' Goodman in The Upside of Anger -- Winner, Wolfmeyer.

by Manx the Cat October 25, 2008

Bitch Slap

Justin Bieber at any given time and/or date

I'll bitch slap you like I did Justin Bieber

by distortioncat May 25, 2011

slap line

An imaginary line of people you know that do such stupid things it makes you want to slap them.

Sheila pissed me off so bad.. She needs to go in the slap line.

by chrs885 August 1, 2003

Slap and Slide

A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.

Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.

by joiepietrouskie September 6, 2013

slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.

"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."

by Q. T. McWhiskers March 30, 2007

lugi slap

when u hack a lugi into your hand then slap some one

"i lugi slapped that anoying prick"

by wolfofhaste July 30, 2004

cell slap

The act of pressing a button on the cell phone to make a loud sound in the other persons ear... normally done when the other person says something that would warrent a slap if it would have been said in person

My ex started talking her shit so I gave her a cell slap and hung up on her

by sirsketchalot August 2, 2012