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take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....
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Skinny Jeans 

Skinny Jeans – Noun – Derogatory nickname for a hipster or preppy metrosexual loser who can’t relax, even while on a vacation, and is compelled to work and go for a run every morning so to not gain even 1 pound for 1 day and be in good with the boss. Also sometimes used for an uptight poser who waits in line at the iStore for 5 hours to get the newest device the day it comes out.
While at breakfast the boys teased the absent Skinny Jeans about leaving the strip club early and working all night in the hotel room then going for a run at 6 AM even though they were in Vegas for a bachelor party.
Skinny Jeans by Giggles T. Clown September 20, 2014

Skinwalker 

North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.
Deep in a forest:

-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded

identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*

*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*

"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*

"W-what the fu-"
Skinwalker by BigSchoolBoi February 2, 2020

skinmitten

Something made from skin that you can put your hand in, a skinmitten.
skinmitten by sillybeggar November 27, 2012

Skintminted 

An expression to describe someone who claims to be skint all the time to avoid spending cash when they are actually minted.
Eg 1
James: Do you think Jeremy will want to come to the cinema?
Jacob: Yeah he will but he'll pull the whole skintminted routine.
James: That's true, he'll want to wait for orange wednesdays.

Eg 2
Jeremy: Dude, I'm gonna have to ask for some diesel money, really struggling for cash at the minute.
Isaac: *cough* skintminted *cough*
Jeremy: What did you say?!
Isaac: Nothing just clearing my throat.
Skintminted by jMiR March 2, 2010

Hittn' Skins 

Throwing Promo T-Shirts or other branded clothing out into the crowd or audience at an event.
We were at the show last week and the promoters just started Hittn' Skins left & right! Everybody got one!!
Hittn' Skins by Skin Hitter June 7, 2019