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Long Distance Simp

When you still simp on someone who has traveled abroad.
A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...

B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
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Almond cookie simp

best people in the world! people that simp for a cookie run kingdom character known as "almond cookie"!!!
"im an almond cookie simp!"

"cool! me too!"
by muffinq October 11, 2021
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Top Tier Simp

Mordecai killed his best friend for a girl who didn’t like him back that’s a top tier simp.
by theslimjim2021 April 10, 2020
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Enisa's Simp

An Enisa's simp is a person with no life whatsoever, in other words, complete losers. Be aware that they are easily offended and are always ready to defend their queen. If you want to identify an Enisa's simp you can simply say "Enisa är fet" and they will instantly start licking her feet telling her not to feel bad about herself and that she is a queen.

You can find wild specimens at Enisa's discord server. Their hobbies, besides licking Enisa's feet are getting off to the rules of the discord and making sure everyone knows the rules, long story short, complete losers.
If you are a girl you should be careful, even though they are adults when they see other females they evolve into SIMPS regardless of the age of the female they are simping to.
They are also know to be extremely cringe, you might hear stuff like "SUSSY BAKA" and "That's kinda sus" coming from them, just as a reminder, they are adults.
Kermit and Kim are Enisa's Simps
by Darknight9114 July 17, 2021
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Gaku yashiro simp

A freak that simps for a old hag teacher that is ugly
Dang bro! look over their thats a gaku yashiro simp!
by Froglover69420official August 22, 2021
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Anti-Simp Sentiment

Hostility to, or prejudiced against simps.
Aaron: I'm a pro ass supporter.

Gabriel: Me too, bro. This girl in first period has a big ol' fat ass. Wanna clap that shit. I think she likes me bro.

Aaron: No wtf, I literally don't mean I glorify ass. Its a abbreviation of "anti-simp sentiment." you loser, lmao.
by ediot101 May 2, 2020
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No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow
"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'
by Highscore November 3, 2020
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