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plath slut

Plath Slut is a name given to any 14 - 17 year old who happens to stumble upon the works of poet Sylvia Plath. Upon discovering her work they become infatuated with despair, suicide, self harm and general hatred for the world and Ted Hughes are aquired. These 'select' group of highly 'misunderstood' and 'unique' individuals may also enjoy bands like the manics and have a tendancy to wear non-prescription spectacles.
I was in the bloody English Lit lecture today like, and the place was filled with fuckin' Plath Sluts.

aye?

Not half bad some of em'

Depressin' as fuck tho.

Aye.
by m.Paul March 11, 2007
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Slut Coma

A state of utter and total defeat. Absolute exhaustion.

The term is often used after discovering a partner has no intentions of dating you, or admitting to it, really. They will keep your hopes up, when in fact, you're just a leachy, horny mistake. The "slut" is probably fucking someone very close to you.

The slut is extremely attractive and thought to be the be-all, end-all as far as dating goes. The victim is often attractive as well, and has always ended relationships. So the first time it happens for the victim is when their feelings are the strongest.

Unless left untreated (keeping in contact with the slut), the coma can last up to 3 years. On one occasion I've seen it last to 5.

A "slut coma" can prevent confidence, an erection, social opportunities to meet new mates, and most notably, a hollow glazed-look for long periods of time.
You: Dude, Cassandra has been texting me on and off for like 3 months. I saw her at the bar last night and she didn't even look at me! We had an awesome week but now I think she's fucking my brothers best friend... I thought she was the one, man.

Friend: Fuck man, you know what you're in?

You: What?

Friend: A "slut coma," man. A fucking slut coma.
by 3_I_Win October 31, 2011
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Photo-Slut

That one person who either a.) has to be in every photo or b.) Takes thousands of pictures during completely useless events. The Photo-Slut will do this because she needs to feel like she is the center of attention; or because she loves hugging and smiling with other guys and thinks the excuse of a picture covers up her "Photo-Sluttyness"
"Hey who the hell is this chick? She's taken like five pictures with me."
"I don't know man, it's just some ratchet Photo-Slut
by ignoranceisignorance October 26, 2012
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Vanilla slut

Your basic white girl that sucks off a lot of dudes. People gossip about her and call her a Vanilla slut
Person 1: Did you hear about that girl
Person 2: Yeah she sucked off 3 dudes last week what a Vanilla Slut
by Lord of fartz January 19, 2019
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Coat Slut

A man who very much enjoys purchasing and owning many coats. An aficionado of coats. He may or may not be a convienence store clerk.
Example: "That guy told me he was such a coat slut. I was really confused."
by Extremely thrown off and confu February 4, 2018
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carpet slut

when your dog violently rubs its tiddies on the carpet
Archie stop being such a carpet slut.
by thankiest thanker November 19, 2021
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Serial slut

Any person who will sleep with multiple partners in a given, limited period of time, but only singly; i.e. not into threesomes, etc.
"That bitch was with ten guys at the party last night, but she only did 'em one at a time!"
" Yeah, she's a serial slut."
by AMasterfulMind August 12, 2016
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