Hop-a-short

To become increasingly more hyper.

If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.

by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Angel Jose Robles' Life Was Cut Short<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

National Step on your short friends feet Day

National Step on your short friends feet Day is on October 14th. Feel free to step all over your short friends feet for a whole day without getting in trouble. If they are shorter than you, they count. Have fun! 😈

Short Friend: OWWW WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
You: It’s National step on your short friends feet Day! Be prepared…

by thispersonwashere October 10, 2025

Short neck

You know those type of people

Hey look at that guy I think he’s a short neck

by Submlsslve May 1, 2024

Half-Pint Short Stack

A petite enchantress, standing between 5’0” and 5’2”, with the curves, confidence, and skill of a full-bodied bombshell. She’s perfectly proportioned, irresistibly sexy, and built for pleasure — a sit-and-spinner model who delivers big energy in a small, seductive package. Don’t underestimate her size — she’s all fire, finesse, and unforgettable nights

Dame Bro!!! That Half-Pint Short Stack at Spankies Strip Club absolutely blew my mind in the VIP room last night. I see why even Santa visits Spankies to lighten his load during the holiday season.

by JDsCracksonRacks July 14, 2025

National Beat Up Short People Day

Beat up anyone who is under 5’5 in October 23rd

“Hey did you know it is National Beat Up Short People Day?”

“Is that a crowbar?”

by TheCrotaLeader October 22, 2024

Art is long, life is short

there is so much knowledge (or skill) to acquire that one lifetime is insufficient.

"There is so much to learn and appreciate about art that a lifetime is insufficient. As goes the saying, 'art is long, life is short.'"

by Arminkshipper June 21, 2025