Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
A sexual act, commonly done by sucking the cum off of a man's dick from the tip only like an Indian pipe circle, putting one's face towards the sky and spit-taking it like smoke or mist.
While she was sucking on the tip, I nat and she started piping it into the air man, most beautiful shit I've ever seen.
by Noonis September 5, 2018
Usually done in prison. When you put a pipe next to your anus and put a rat in the pipe. You take a lighter/heat the bottom of the pipe, causing the rat to scurry into the anus. It scratches as it suffocates, causing pleasure in the individual.
by Mrsmrsmrs December 24, 2021
by xXHayDayProfsnaMasterFarmerXx April 17, 2021
Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...
by baglady2713 June 4, 2019
by SackFondelation223 August 1, 2021
When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.
by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016