mean dick

what girls who give quality head suck.

i hooked up with that megan chick last night, she sucks a mean dick.

by Adam August 6, 2008

dick smoker

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

by Rony February 6, 2003

Moby Dick

It's a book...

Moby Dick is one of the most monumental books published in the Ninteenth century, and is the greatest sea story ever told... I don't know where these other sick fucks got their information.

by Melville119 May 31, 2011

Dick Dinner

When you plan to take out your girl for a nice meal but she ends up slobbing your knob instead and never leave the house.

Dad: Hey where were you two? I told you to meet us for dinner at 6:00.

Son: Sorry. Sandy wasn't hungry. She ended up having a dick dinner.

Dad: I hope she wants some dessert.

by Eaton Holgoode July 22, 2016

dick plunging

When you are getting head and grab her ponytail with both hands and pull it up and down as if you were plunging a toilet

I was getting road head and ended up dick plunging my girlfriend.

by PAYNT May 16, 2016

Volcano Dick

When one cums uncontrollably like a volcano.

Girl #1 "Hey girl, we sure gave my husband a volcano dick last night huh?"

Girl #2 "Yeah we did, he wouldn't stop cumming!"

by ThePonyLover92 July 2, 2017

Möbius Dick

Something non-orientable that lives in the ocean.

It's a math joke. Get it!? Möbius Dick?! Because a Möbius strip is a surface with only one side and only one boundary component! And Moby Dick was the whale hunted by Captain Ahab! Right?!
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Well, fuck you then! *I* think it's funny.

by Mathjokeguy2 May 31, 2011