Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet
i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom
by Sklid November 18, 2021
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Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.
by Dan the can December 22, 2023
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Dan Heng

A character in Honkai Star Rail who is the resigned babysitter of March 7th and the Trailblazer. Not-so-secretly a dragon, just like Neuvillette and Zhongli in Genshin Impact. His dragon title, "Imbibitor Lunae," roughly translates to, "To Drink the Moon," just like Chinese folklore for dragons.
He's an introverted individual who has occasional sarcasm, particularly with March 7th. He's quietly kind to all, but he does get irritated when people only see him as his past life, Dan Feng.
Dan Heng's such a sweet guy. He fits the deuteragonist stereotype, but his writing is impressively fleshed out.
by HSR-Adorer January 1, 2024
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Dan

Fucking dan, who orders 15 burritos
by Daddy005 August 3, 2022
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Dan

Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'

'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
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