A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate
Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
by Scumbag33 February 18, 2025
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National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe
National Jerk and a Wipe Day
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Twerk and Jerk

The act of having an epileptic episode while giving a handjob
My girl has epilepsy and last night when she was giving me a handy, she started seizing and gave me the twerk and jerk.
by Mr.DirtNasty January 26, 2023
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Corporate Circle Jerk

(1) When a company makes a change to its structure, platform, or logo to bandwagon political correctness. This is to virtue signal and/or make good their past misdeeds, but realistically it was all for raising revenue through marketing.
While proclaiming their altruism and stroking their egos, the businessmen at the top stroke something else at a corporate circle jerk knowing fully well that dollar bills are about to rain down on them.

Person 1:

Did you know it's June already?

Person 2:
When did you find out?

Person 1:
All the major brands changed their logos.

Person 2:
*sighs* The corporate circle jerk is upon us.
by Baron von Beuge August 20, 2023
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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.
Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"
by Argan02 March 01, 2016
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Columbia Jerk

Any girl that lives in Columbia thats a freak or gets freaky when drunk!
I meet this Columbia jerk at a party last and she was all up on me!
by KnockOut123 July 12, 2009
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when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved
bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper
by end me42069 April 19, 2025
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