Phone Chair

Ingredients: 1 cellular telephone

1 'home phone' that stands up on it's own
Having these two ingredients so close together that they look like a chair. It is most certainly stupid to have because why would you need to have two phones in one small space.

Lenny: Look dude, my home phone has three messages! And look, Jessica sent a message to my cellular telephone!
Mark: YOU MADE A PHONE CHAIR!IT IS MOST STUPID TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE!
*Mark knocks the 'home phone' to the floor*

by Mysterios Lady 2011 February 06, 2011

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answerving your cell phone

Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.

I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.

by QuacksO February 15, 2020

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Rotary Phone

Your old as fuck. Like you should be in the grave, or in a museum.

"Hey, do you know what a Rotary Phone is?"
"Stupid question, no obviously"

by Noah Armon August 01, 2023

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Smacking Phones

Means to smack phones. hit up the plug. talk to dat bitch. kia boys shit. Milwaukee Grim Reapers and the Six Shooter Creepers.

“Wake up bitch, I got Smacking Phones” - Certified Trapper

by crackhead bible man September 21, 2023

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nothing phone

A phone with confusing branding name

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

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