Hammer Jacking

When someone hits the pipe and next thing you know all you can hear coming from another room is loud noises and cussing because they are taking apart a blue tooth speaker left by your girlfriend and you was supposed to get it back to her tomorrow after you meet your wife to sale some food stamps to dude down the street for some more stuff to put in the pipe.

Hey bro you ain't taking apart that Bluetooth speaker are you? Can you hear me keep it down stop hammer Jacking in my spare room. He hit it one time and he's hammer Jacking in the spare room.

by Schmidt Show April 23, 2022

Hammer

a tool often used by carpenters to hit and remove nails

Hey Bobby, can you pass me that hammer over there? I need to attach these two pieces of wood here

by secsmaster May 8, 2022

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

Hammer Dad

Must be a dad with a large tool collection, always seen carrying around a hammer.

Man, he's such a hammer dad!

by beebop photography June 10, 2022

Hamker

a hamburger and hacker mixed

ayo thats hamker

by gworgie August 9, 2022

Hammerfest

A place in norway where there is nothing except eating at the ok restaurants. Maybe the gang of teens rding their bikes will insult you and ride away

"I was in hammerfest this weekend, I am not ok"

by CordlessBog September 27, 2022

Hammer Nuts

A Man With Strong Nuts

Julian has Very Strong Hammer Nuts

by Mz Asian Snow Bunny October 1, 2022