excuse my french

when u cuss but there are little virgin ears around u and u dont want them to think u r a bad person

o man i fell down the stairs. it hurt like the first time i fucked. o excuse my french

by kelsey September 29, 2003

Mexican French Kiss

When one attempts to perform a "Mexican Chipmunk" but instead, due to the mexican food, lets loose a stream of liquid feces into the partner's mouth

Dude, I was totally going to give this girl a Mexican Chipmunk, but my stomach was upset and I gave her a Mexican French Kiss instead.

by MrCharizard August 11, 2009

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 19, 2006

french bread pizza

the most delicious thing ever

a: yo i got french bread pizza
b: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Preinstallable June 1, 2020

practice my French

This phrase sounds like homework when in actuality it means to French kiss for long periods of time. Other times it can't mean to "eat out" a girl.

I have to get home, I'm cgoing to practice my French

by Yepers September 30, 2014

secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.

you have a secret french uncle in yur attic

by ekkekekekekekke69420 September 30, 2021

French kissing Hades

when you eat something really spicy and your mouth burns

That Mexican pizza was like french kissing Hades

by Candied Cupcake July 8, 2014