doucheblimp

The absolute epitome of being a rich cunt. There is a special place in Hell for those deemed doucheblimp by the general public. If you have earned the title of doucheblimp, you are not only wealthy, but an incredible snob about it.

Hey Beter, what's up? Oh not much Johnny, I'm just shredding Supreme shirts in my custom designer gold plated Gucci paper shredder. *Johnny chuckles* Oh Beter, you fucking doucheblimp.

by AIDS biscuit October 31, 2018

Douchbag

Someone who has money and used it to buy luxury stuff and show off..also most of the times he’s handsome, actually some of the times but the person in the examples is alright ... sorry

For example: Mohy aka mohammed Mohy is a douchbag
(But at least you have feelings)

by Mohy aka rich guy November 7, 2018

Douchearostomy

Is a surgical procedure to remove as many Douchebag traits from an individual’s brain as possible .

Was just at doc where he performed a minor Douchearostomy

by anonymous December 18, 2021

douchebragadocious

when your husbands douche canoe wins the dragonboat races with one paddle without anyone rowing it and the radiation makes the whole crowd vomit in unison and you get divorced after your hair falls out never marry a mormon they plan for your funeral the day you meet them make sure they dont steal your genetics or take any loans out in your name but its a good idea if you have the capacity to be copacetic enough to know that so make sure you look the other way so you maybe can escape being murdered long enough to try and find out the truth so they can hopefully just go back to the hella hoe hoes that they keep locked in their scary worlds and dungeons yay forever a legendary tale of an account of a story that will forever change the paradigm we used to live in. exterminator el robo stalker of stock wheres the brine we wanna marinate before we roast ya ...... seriously where the fuck is my child

" youre dead bitch." "Yippeeeeeee douchebragadocious pompous scrappy coco wanna be

by Lessthan February 13, 2022

douchbag jar

When a human says something a douchbag would

‘I love lifting the max at the gym’

‘Jar! Put money in the douchbag jar!’

by tr3mblingfear May 21, 2022

doucheass

someone who is both a douche and an ass

Jerry: "yesterday at work, this guy pretended to sign in at the kiosk and then lied about doing it"
Bob: "wow, what a doucheass"

by imnotuncletom June 24, 2022

Douchealot

When a person is a constant douche everywhere and all the time they are a douchelot

person 1: we have to go shopping!
person 2 (douchealot): seriously! i hate shopping! your such a pain in my ass!
person 1: why do you have to be such a douchealot!

by i am the beetles July 26, 2022