Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.
Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"
by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet
by Sklid November 18, 2021

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!
by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE
by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021
