Dan

Dan is a basketball, badminton and chess player. His favorite color is blue, his birthday's September 13, which makes him a Virgo. He's 5'9, but thin. His favorite emoticon is :P. He's a private person, barely any posts on social media. He only has fb, no instagram or twitter. Just a very chill, lowkey guy. He's simple, but can be very funny. He loves cats! He only ever shares videos and photos of cats, and to think a grown guy does that, It's funny and cute! He's got the brains too.

Oh and, he's also Sof's husband. yup.
"Damn that guy's hella cool, he must be named Dan or something. Coz isn't that the epitome of perfection?"
by jungkooksboxers January 18, 2021
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Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.
by Dan the can December 22, 2023
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Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet
i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom
by Sklid November 18, 2021
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Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!
Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.
by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023
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Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE
Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)
by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021
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