crushing a loaf

Something villagers love to do. Reference to the minecraft movie, where Steve introduces the villagers.

Steve: oh these guys? They’re the villagers! They love crushing a loaf!

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve April 10, 2025

Crush

Liking someone romantically.

I have a crush on someone I will never know.

by ArtHoe72 May 5, 2021

Crushing Loaf

Crushing Loaf is the sexual act of taking a dump, taking one of the turds out of the toilet, and putting it in between you and your partners genitalia, and continuing your sexual intercourse like normal.

"Dude, me and her were crushing loaf, it's amazing"
"Isn't crushing loaf a scat fetish thing?"

by Social Experiment March 26, 2025

intellectual crush

1. someone special you love learning theory with

2. your special protest buddy

3. someone who will make time to do local organizing work with you
a cute nerd anyone who fulfills any of the above

"K is my intellectual crush. He's so smart and I love discussing intellectual topics with them."

"My intellectual crush is so cute. She fascinates me with her deep intellectual articles they send me."

by shu maltese January 26, 2022

Crush

A gay guy who avoids you because you know about his sexuality.

-Did you know that guy likes the boy who you hang out with?
-Yeah, he's my crush.

by Sjsjdjandjekxkc December 5, 2017

crush piece

a person of the opposite sex mainly used for sexual activities. relations don't typically include much more interaction than weekend/late night phone calls and rendezvous.

mike: "hey dude what are you doing tonight?"
brian: "i'm getting blacked out then hitting up my crush piece for some action."

by san_d May 22, 2009

Crush

Something you get when you're incredibly lonely that ends up making you more lonely by making you think you have a chance with a person that's way too good for you.

Damn it I got a crush again

by some.random.simp January 7, 2021