sperm chode

A person who is defined close to a chode or even a cuck.
Bro 1: dude don't take my 5K

Bro 2: sorry already did
Bro 1: suck my cock sperm chode
mugGet the sperm chodemug.

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.
He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.
by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022
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Chug Water Chode

A fello from chug water Wyoming with a abnormally wide yet stubby penis
My friend Ricky is know for his chug water chode
by BigPanda3456 March 9, 2023
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chode-like

Something having the characteristics, or appearance of, a chode.
I was out last night and saw this guy who was quite chode-like.
by AlecDA April 12, 2019
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Chode

A chode is a short fat dick
Dude you see that drake he has a chode
by Podo August 11, 2018
mugGet the Chodemug.

chode goad

One who whines/bitches/complains a lot.
Always hungry. Never satisfied. May or may not live with grandma. Will ask you for a bite of your food. At least one person in your group of friends is a certified chode goad. Can be male or female.
"Can I have a bite of your sandwich"
"Fuck you Cory, don't be a chode goad"

"Do you have a few dollars for gas"

"... I don't know man, I'm kinda hungry"

See bum bumpkin fuckboy hoe
by dank_hill October 10, 2016
mugGet the chode goadmug.

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020
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