John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"
by Mini-Me January 31, 2015
Get the Captain Assclownmug. A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.
by MC in TX May 11, 2015
Get the Captain Obviousmug. Captain America and Harambe in the same body. He fights for freedom and makes sure no one gets shot or killed for unjust reasons. He helped keep America together through hard times and still defends it to this day.
Person 1: "Dude my favorite superhero is definitely the Incredible Hulk"
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
Person 2: "Oh, well mine is Captain Haramberica"
Person 1: "Really who's that?"
Person 2:"You're looking right at him"
Person 1: *drops jaws*
by Paulie! March 30, 2017
Get the Captain Harambericamug. by Jimibadussy June 26, 2021
Get the Captain nutmug. by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018
Get the captain tigeroomug. Long time friend or employer who is notorious for whipping his wang out on your girl when your not around. But your his boi his homie or the backbone of buisness and this is your repayment.
Well if it isn't captain whip out!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
Captain whip out: look out man ,whipping it out man preferably with a cowboy hat and a YEE HAW!
by Hubcity turtle August 31, 2016
Get the Captain whip outmug. by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
Get the Captain Boomerangmug.