bum twig

When a small piece of bog roll twists up in your arse hair while wiping

I've got an bum twig. Can you pull it for me?

by mrtangle January 8, 2017

bum twinkie

When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.

My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.

by Meowtyful June 13, 2020

Permit bum

Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.

Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum

by truthteller312 January 27, 2020

bum shnuck

A substitute for swearing.

Person 1: I’m sorry I couldn’t get it in time
Person 2: Bum shnuck…it’s fine

Person 1: what does bum shnuck mean
Person 2: it’s a substitute for people who don’t wanna swear.

by Your mum’s uncle September 19, 2021

bum cuff

A pant hem that has been walked on til it is ragged and straggly.

"Hey Jim, need a belt?"
"No, why?"
"If you don't keep your pants up, they'll get bum cuffs like a dirty homeless man."

by Brewmaster Hunkfist October 22, 2017

jazzy bum

a nick name for jasmine

yooo its jazzy bum

by mara. October 29, 2020

Bum Squad

bum squad can be a group of teens or young adults. that do crazy stuff together. like going up to random people in the mall and yelling in their face, trashing any place up. always reckless. if anyone messes with them they get the boot.

like bro, they are so crazy they act like the bum squad
yall want to join the bum squad.

by anonommos 20050625 December 23, 2020