misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi June 13, 2011

boner snot

semen, jizz, ejaculate, cum, pre-cum

I got off in her vag and she quiffed boner snot all over the wall.

by SIoshie June 22, 2011

pressure boner

a boner in which is forced upon by extreme attraction

dude, i didnt want to do anything with her but she was so hot that i got a pressure boner

by Jakoberr August 10, 2011

bestfriend boner

The result when you and your best friend do something immensely awesome and defining of a best friendship together. Also the result of recollecting or reminiscing of how awesome you and your best friend are.

1. "Dude, I just heard Man In The Box on the radio and got a bestfriend boner remembering that time we sang it together in Poli Sci."

2. Tim and Justin will forever remember the night they got bestfriend boners, after catching the house on fire at a party.

by Daniel Caldwell November 09, 2013

boner blurr

a condition that exists in humans and those suffering from it are so hard up for power that they can't see straight

Man why do you misrepresent hatefully? You got the boner blurr.

by sumolenobudy November 13, 2009

Pro Boner

Helping a girl out in a messy situation with the hidden agenda of getting booty.

"Look at Marc. He's her knight in shining armour."
-Nah... He's just working Pro Boner. Pro Bono

by Sam_the_Dawg May 02, 2015

ramen boner

When you want someone else's ramen so badly that you get a boner.

Watching you eat your lunch is giving me a ramen boner

by Lonelybelovid April 20, 2015