Guitar Boner

just like regular boners, but over guitar players. used so that if its about a male guitar player it isn't gay.

Person 1: Did you hear that guy shred?

Person 2: Yeah man, it gave me a guitar boner.

Person 1: Me too.

by RaistlinCaitir June 20, 2011

Lady boner

When your clit swells up, and so does the lips of your vagina. A tingling sensation in the crotch. Typically occurs when sexually aroused.

Person 1: Hey, you see Johns large dick? It’s almost 8 inches!
Person 2: Oh, I know! Look at my lady boner!
*pulls down pants to see swelling clitoris

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I guess you should get him! Your clit is almost as big as his penis!

by Pewdiepie4life August 29, 2019

boner donor

A boner doner is a woman or man who is sexy enough to cause a man to recieve a boner, making the woman or man a boner donor.

A: Did you see Britney the other day her hair was stunning!
B: Yes! You just know shes a boner donor.

by fuckitimgoingtohell March 23, 2023

Boner Bot

Someone who has boners all the time and is out of control.

I've had this boner for 4 hours, go away Boner Bot.

by Seanathon69 September 26, 2010

misdemeanor boner

an erection that has no apparent cause and appears at random; inconvienent times

Jack: "what that in your pants!?"

Tom: "oh no dont worry, its just a misdemeanor boner."

by YaMuffinBoi December 12, 2011

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

fuhrer boner

When your pubes are shaved into a hitler stache, also when you click your heels together and your penis stands at attention.

That German chick gave me a raging Fuhrer Boner last night

by str0ng April 14, 2016