A noisy and spectacular phenomena of color-rich patches of lights in the sky, the sounds remind observers of agitated lions, while the ethereal images resemble bounding hogs; scientists and historians alike theorize that this is likely where the term "when pigs fly" originated.
Since Hazzard County is located in the deep south, its residents seldom witness much Northern Lights activity, but they need only be present at one of Boss Hogg's infamous crybaby tirade-rants to see plenty of Auroara Boarealis action.
by QuacksO July 8, 2018
Get the Auroara Boarealis mug.Refers to a deep feeling of ennui experienced when perusing the local community-notice panels, either because (1) you almost never find anything that interests/concerns you personally, or (2) there never seems to be anything new/exciting posted, or (3) you've posted several ads/messages of your own, but nobody has responded to them.
I've been throughly scanning da supermarket's cork-panel every day for three weeks now, but I never see anything that even remotely catches my eye --- I am seriously bulletin-bored.
by QuacksO July 25, 2018
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by HowBahNah October 9, 2018
Get the Broke Boarding mug.Someone who posts messages on a bulletin board so frequently/voluminously that it seems like he practically "lives" on the board.
I get so sick of all those notices that come from just a few "prolific posters" in the community, especially if they don't usually have anything very important/valid to say or advertise --- those folks are such shameless bulletin boarders! They don't help themselves or anyone else by putting up so many boring notices... all it does is clutter up the board and draw attention away from the legitimate messages elsewhere on the board.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Get the Im bored mug.This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.
Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)
James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?
Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.
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