The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 05, 2022

Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.

After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!

by CelestialGermination October 12, 2010

Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure

Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.

by Slomer eleven December 16, 2019

God is a man

If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl

God is a man, I agree

by EliasIsn't Gay October 11, 2020

Sea Man

A nickname for a sailor.

(person 1) Hey are you choking on that chicken Sea Man ?!
(person 2) What the fuck

by Soarosugaming August 28, 2021

Penis Man

trash at deceit, Konnor

"of course Penis Man over here can't use his camera correctly

by bearerofbeef March 17, 2019

Dan Man

Dan Man is man you can trust. Dan Man is the manliest man. He can take any fall, any blow and any kind of hits from anyone and anything. Dan Man is someone who you should never mess around with. He attacc, he protecc, but more importantly he’s more than a snacc. Dan Man is a Bangu Man. if he bangus it’s game over. so make sure you you always stay cautious around Dan Man. The Acts of Dan Man will be continued. Dan Man is the most beautiful man. Dan Man is mountain man. Dan man, Dorito Man. Always remember to be nice to Dan Man and he will be nice to you back. It is an honor to be in Dan Mans presence, he will lead America back to being great again. So count on Dan Man for he is Dan Man.

Wow that’s a beautiful mountain.

wait i never seen that mountain before...
OH WAIT
It’s just Dan Man!!
Dan Man is an Amazing Man.

by BANGUMAN August 23, 2019