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bama tard

A redneck hick, usually with 2 teeth, big beer belly who marries and reproduces with their cousin and thinks their college football team is gods gift to mankind which in reality is full of gangsters/thugs and bought players under the devil a.k.a nick "Lucifer" sabban

"Roll tide" has got to be the dumbest saying on the planet and why have a dumb ass elephant for a mascot.....idiots!
Will also claim championships they dont have
"Did you see that bama tard at the game yesterday"
-ya unfortunately, noone likes a bama tard!
by Koolcat55 May 17, 2019
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Remo-tard

When someone forgets something they themself's told you about
Luke: hey man whats that Av u use,
jaz: Avast
Luke: oh yeh i told you about it..
jaz: Lol remo-tard
by jbegg January 28, 2009
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Tardy Tards

This applies to people who are constantly late. Generally people in their teen years as they have not completely come to appreciate punctualality as a sign of adulthood.
"Hey! We will never make it to anything on time if you don't stop acting like a bunch of Tardy Tards!"
by Noremac1981 December 29, 2020
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Tard

Mix between "tough" and "hard".
Yo not gonna lie your new haircut is tard.
by chupapiiii April 28, 2025
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Fuck-Tard

A retard with no sexual orientation, mainly a man who would fuck your boyfriend right under your nose, while dropping hits and asking outrageous sexual questions to your boyfriend. He's likely to fuck animals.
That fuckin fuck-tard has his dick in my man's ass.
Watch out fuck-tard is on the lose he'll turn ur boyfriend into a bitch the minute he comes around.
by pornjunkie69 June 15, 2018
mugGet the Fuck-Tardmug.

Tard

When u dont want to use the 'r' word because apparently its not politically correct. Tards can also be categorised into groups or gangs of stupid people who can be very dumb.
"Omg what tards"
by One of the ladies and estaban November 12, 2019
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Sea Tard

A boat operator who is clueless to the rules on safe boating. An inebriated boat captain who puts his crew and boaters around him in peril.
Look at that Sea Tard. He's going to swamp those kayakers.
by Blumpkin'd January 13, 2021
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