That person is such a dan
by #meme lord May 17, 2019
Get the Danmug. Dan is a 'man' who makes lots of promises and never keeps them. He makes arrangements for a 'fuck' but then makes excuses to why the 'fuck' is not happening. If you want to fuck him, you would normally have to follow him to Spain or a seedy seaside resort in England, full of crackheads, he thinks his cock is that fuckinfantastic that women should travel miles to have it slapped round their face.... but then he blows them out at the last moment.
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
Dans' can normally be found chatting shit on the internet, licking windows in caravan parks or masturbating in public toilets. They tend to be hypochondriacs, who like lots of sympathy and are a little bit simple, they also answer to the name 'Harvs' or 'Cunt'.
Overall Dan tends to be a let down, but you can have lots of fun taking the piss out of him, his small willy and small brain and the fact that he is a pussy
'I was gonna get my dirtbox smashed last night, but the bloke 'done a Dan'
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
'Done a Dan' means a no show and no fucking
by BagelSquasher September 16, 2022
Get the Danmug. by TittiBoi21 October 2, 2021
Get the DANmug. Dan Bop is everything, and nothing. Dan Bop is life, and death. Dan Bop is love, and hate. Dan Bop is good, and evil. Dan Bop is the sun, and the moon. Dan Bop is...Dan Bop
by danbop June 29, 2020
Get the dan bopmug. by K100J September 13, 2020
Get the Dan-Danmug. Despite Dan being called the man. Pulling a Dan man means fucking up big time. Its like a walking jinx whos just waiting to get himself or the people he's around into some kind of mess.
JOE: Dan pulled another Dan man last night.
You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.
You: Damn, pulled another Dan man
You: What he do this time ?
JOE: He puked all over the front entrance of the bar and got us all kicked out.
You: Damn, pulled another Dan man
by BernardSaint May 20, 2018
Get the Dan manmug.