The 367th day of the year

GOTTEM!
The 367th day of the year is the day that you will get everything that you want. But obviously, there is no 367th day of the year, so . .
insert earrape oof sound

9-Year Old: (rages by smashing the tv and wedding photo when he runs out of ice cream)
Mom: That's it, son. You're grounded!
(5 days later)
9-Year Old: When am I not grounded?!
Mom: The 367th day of the year.

insert earrape oof sound

by Cuber_12 October 28, 2019

Year 8

The 1st years in Northern Ireland most of which think they're hard and act like slags

Year 8 girl #1- did u hear that jimmy fingered rebecca in the girls toilets

Year 8 girl #2- omg yes! I cant believe that sarah is still a fridget

by Realtingpenggal October 29, 2019

2 gallons in a year

there are 2 gallons of cucumber in a year

how many miles in a year ?

2 gallons in a year

by 2 gallons in a year November 4, 2019

Damm, A Year Later

About at least more than a year later though not two (yet), I be looking at my old definitions from last year and I compare it to how much i've changed as a person this year. Some things were alright alto some if the things I say in those definitions are WACK asf. I'm def not the same person I was a year ago, I'll tell u that much. A few things have never changed like how I have many admirers, love to have a good time, spiritual diva asf, good intuition, etc. Things that did change includes the fact that I am much more humble especially when it comes to my confidence and who I am as a being. I am also more respectful with myself too! I was never a bad person, but looking back at my old definitions tells me I felt like I needed to prove a point as well as myself to everyone because I felt very misunderstood which I know now that I don't need to do that as I stopped giving a damn about what others might think of me. I even cut out all of the people that were super toxic in my life and i've never been happier. I seriously underwent a huge transformation and i'm super happy about it. I'm proud of how far i've come especially in this past year. For those that are currently going through similar or the same thing that I went through, u will get through it, I promise u that. As long as u put in the effort to work on your self as well as the self-love u need, u got this.

Person 1: Wow. I did not see that coming.

Person 2: I honestly did like her before, but now I like her even more! Damn, what a year later can do to someone.

P.S- Im forced to define this so : Damm, A Year Later

by Miapapz December 2, 2020

five year olds

Pure energy

"Oh look. There's a group of five year olds. Run"

by Liv_River_Song December 4, 2020

400 Years

400 Years, an Inaccurate chant and integral part of their dogma. It neglects 155 years since the Civil War; 105 years since the Bowell Wevil infestation & migration North with 2x to 3x pay increase; 55 years since Civil Rights movement (Affirmative Action & Pell Grants); 79 years since northern WWII production employment; 70 years recent immigration from Africa; and Above average procreation rates. Let's not forget the underground railroad. So 4 to 8 million have procreated & migrated their way to 40 Million all with their hand out.

The militant crowd keeps reminding us all of how unwoke we are; and, we do not appreciate the "400 Years" of forced labor.

by Swisher rolled tight December 8, 2020

PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

A number with 17 zeros

My Cat is PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

by Pagillion November 13, 2020